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So the name is River, 17, Fourth year of College, United States. Castle, Doctor Who, Top Gear, Firefly, The Mentalist, Caskett, Jisbon, etc... I write fanfiction so feel free to review any of my work.
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A Writer and His Muse

zigwardscissorhands:

Movie idea: Jeff Goldblum and Christopher Walken sit down for breakfast and discuss literally anything for two hours.

kissesformabitches:

they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke

(Source: thesenseof-dance)

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

randomtomhiddlesfan:

Trust Fall!

me: Oh what the fuck
friend: what happened?
me: this scenario I created in my head got intense

(Source: purelypixar)

intj-confessions:

faolainsidhe:

carry-on-my-otp:

ghdos:

steveblakegriffin:

perspective is everything

It took me like 16 tries to figure out what I was looking at.

I yelled NO at my screen

SORCERY

If you disagree with someone, try to see where they’re coming from.

Groot dancing to “I Want You Back” by Jackson 5

(Source: kodaknight)

ellen-plus-portia:

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

😂😂😂

(Source: secretsbest)

taliabobalia:

my ascent into adulthood

image

(Source: sizvideos)

cup-of-red-tea:

sizvideos:

Kitten afraid of the carpet - Video

if you’ll look closely a those things you’ll be afraid of them too…

thelow-cal-calzone-zone:

S3 Ep15 & S5 Ep17

Ben Wyatt, Master Storyteller

howthisworks-caskett:

The symbolism of Beckett exchanging one ring for the other. Her past for her future.

(Source: veraflynns)