We know what you’re doing ;)
3x04 and 6x18
That’s a lot of information to get in thirty seconds.
Oh, man. They’re advertising their glasses for men the way anything ever is advertised for women. I’m not sure whether to be aroused, annoyed, or pleased.
This ad worked on me. I would definitely buy glasses from them.
Can I touch?
just look how happy jane was to include lisbon in his tricks- oh god he misses her so much this is the worst
And he called her beautiful again!
There is no escape from this.
that’s how I wanna go
Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed
he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword
HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER
HE WALKED INTO MY SWORD TEN TIMES
Pots were also smashed during altercation
HIMYM AU: Barney finds out that Robin works for S.H.I.E.L.D as Agent Hill (Part 1)
Did this hurt anyone else as much as it did me? That his fucking family was them? Like oh my god.
HE WENT TO STANFORD
Can I also point out that despite the fact that Sam is always complaining about the hunter life he is the one in this episode so desperate to get back to it
and when you remember that Bobby and Ellen actually got married in the alternate universe and Jo really did become their sister
can i also point out in this episode sam’s girlfriend is madison, the werewolf girl in season two that sam liked but then had to kill. When he tried to call her in this episode he got redirected to an animal hospital.
On the rare occasion old Melinda breaks through like we saw with Fitz, May can be quite the prankster.
She rearranges Coulson’s Cap memorabilia and suddenly Cap ends up in really weird positions. Sometimes with other Avengers action figures. She’s the only one who dares to mess with them (though Fitz tried) so Coulson knows it’s her. One time she switched Coulson’s dress shirts to size smaller and when he couldn’t stop fiddling during the day she told him with stoic face he looked a bit uptight and if everything is ok.
Fitz got his face full of cream but that isn’t the only time he got pranked. May noticed he can’t cook anything and Simmons does excellent sandwiches for him sometimes. One time, when Jemma went off the plane with Skye and Ward for two days, she made really great looking sandwich that looked like one of Jemma’s, she even wrapped it similarly and left it for Fitz in the fridge with his name on it. Except one extra ingredience and that is a lot of tabasco. Like a LOT. So when Fitz bit into the sandwich, distracted by whatever thing he was repairing at the moment, he literally breathed fire. Sadly, May didn’t witness Fitz running to kitchen to get something, anything, to help with the fire in his mouth but she heard it from Coulson in great detail who happened to be there making PB&J sandwich.
Skye woke up one day with giant Thor poster and admission of her love for his magical arms on the outside of her bunk doors. She denied everything to Skye but that poster somehow found a way back to her cockpit and she kept it.
She switched Ward’s deodorant with the sweetest and cheapest wiliest stuff she could find in drugstore on latest supply run and somehow the word got to Skye and Jemma before he could wash it off.
Jemma gets her tea switched time to time and when she hears ‘Oh, Fitz!’ she knows her job’s done.